Fatplum

Saoirse Kelly, an obese Irish girl who doesn’t stop eating. Instead of going to the gym she fake tans and goes to Spain every day .

Saoirse Kelly needs to go to the gym she’s a fatplum.

by ktx.anonymous August 14, 2021

cabron footprint

Just as carbon footprint refers to a sum of carbon emissions, a cabron footprint is the measure of one's social imprint as a cabron, (generally Spanish for asshole).

Reducing one's cabron footprint is in effect becoming less of an asshole.

I'm trying to increase my cabron footprint by getting into politics.

The Westboro Baptist Church has an enormous cabron footprint.

by motionist April 4, 2013

carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007

Fatphobia

The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.

Researchers of fatphobia have concluded through field research that if a fat person looks at you straight in the eye, run. They'll never catch you.

by Mr Patbob June 11, 2016

footplay

Sexual interaction involving the use of feet for arousal or sexual stimulation. Often includes tickling, licking, rubbing, grinding or even masturbation using one's own feet or the feet of others.

The chick I spent the night with was really into footplay - she got me off with her feet and came before I did!

by tiborus December 26, 2015

fatphobia

fatphobia is an excuse that whales make because they aren’t pretty enough

Chad: You should lose weight. You’re becoming morbidly obese
Emily: THATS FATPHOBIA!!!
Chad: Shut up cow.

by shirousa199 July 17, 2022

Fatphobic

A term used by people of above average weight, to dismiss and discredit anyone or anything that they feel, inconveniences their lives.

"If you workout with the expressed intention of losing weight, then you're Fatphobic."

by Red Rider December 30, 2021