1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses
in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree
in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree
in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist
by Sedra Smith March 13, 2009
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If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
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Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
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"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
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"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
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