Pumpkin Escobar

A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:

1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.

Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:

1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."

"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."

"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"

by Pumpkin Kicker October 28, 2008

Camilo Escobar

A man with a large penis and loves to get blowjobs

1- Hey look that guy looks like he is a camilo escobar.
2- Yea i would do him anyday

by OSONOSNCOAISN September 22, 2010

Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.

Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!

by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

leo escobar

Leo Escobar, the first part of the word is the zodiac which Leos are very kind, romantic, intelligent, and caring which he feels bad for another person. The name Escobar is not meant to be mistaken by the drug lord, these type of Escobar's are mainly innocent and more likely to be trusted

Hey, Leo Escobar, is it cool if I can ask you a secret, you're the only person who I can trust

by grubkiler247 March 1, 2017

Ace Escobar

Legend has it a “Ace Escobar” is when you stick your slong meat in your partner , you give it your all and when she is close to coming you pull out and tell her she has to pay for the rest.

“ I ace escobared her and she payed 500$ for the climax”

by lilbignut April 23, 2018