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sock erosion

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.
i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.
by toine toine December 12, 2012
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Erossexual

Being completely in love with Eros 100 million percent
Hey Eros, guess what~
What?~
I’m erossexual
*fucks*
by Smalltimeotter July 14, 2019
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chin erosion

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.
Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!
by Shibbda March 4, 2008
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Erossexual

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl
I love you baby, I am erossexual
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financial erosion

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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Erostrophilia

A Friendship that turns into a passionate love.
( Eros-tro-philia )
Divired from Greek words
Eros meaning passionate love.
Stroph meaning turning
Phillia meaning Friendship/friends
put them all together and you gett **Erostrophilia**
Person 1 : I heard you slept over *****'s house last night ?
Person 2 : Yeh, im starting to get Erostrophilia
by MadKient October 14, 2009
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eroshame

An erotic photo taken on a camera phone. Etymology: Japanese contraction of the phrase "Ero sha mail" (ƒGƒ?ƒVƒƒƒ??ƒ‹), "erotic photograph mail"
Not seen my girlfriend for a few weeks, she's been sending me regular eroshame, though!
by Mayumisuki August 31, 2004
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