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enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank
by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016
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Enlightened conversations

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
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Enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
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Journey of Enlightenment

Getting in the car to go see the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
Get out of bed we’re going on a journey of enlightenment
by BigB2579 February 5, 2023
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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)
Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
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Enlightening Smile

A smile from a person because of which, without any reason someone else (specially the receiver of the smile) gets pure joy and makes their mood!

Simply put it brings joy to whoever sees this smile
Hansi has an enlightening smile
by DevanshuM January 9, 2024
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