Eight Days A Week

Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.

Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.

Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.

Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.

Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 11, 2020

eight mile

the street, made famous by the movie, that seperates Detroit from the suburbs, stereotypical boundary between rich and broke

That kid tries to represent Detroit but he's from across Eight Mile

by ThatBoyRob February 16, 2006

Eight Second Rodeo

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.

"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."

by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006

eight ball

1/8 ounce of Cocaine or Methamphetimine

by Chuck L September 5, 2003

Eight Up

Military slang for one who is due for dismissal through a Section 8 proceeding; crazy, mentally unfit, disturbed, disorganized, psychologically disturbed, a psychopath.

Also referred to "Eleven up and three down." Also referred to as "8 up like an apple."

We need to send Bobby downrange--he's all eight up!

by Johnny Redleg July 8, 2007

eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.

Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

eight balled

reference to the vast expansion of pupils usually due to drug use. Your eyes are eightballed when there is little to no color left around the pupil.

Don't try to tell me your not fucked up your eyes are still eight balled

by the bishop don macdonald December 25, 2005