Noel Edmonds

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.

Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!

by ColinT January 9, 2008

Edmunds

An Edmunds is a really cool person who is really cool.

''Oh yeah i met an Edmunds last night. We really hit it off.'

by Mayyeddderss March 19, 2010

Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.

Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.

by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

Jim Edmonds

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.

holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.

by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

Edmonton Bonfire

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.

I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!

by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010

edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)

The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky

by PuckYou March 29, 2004

edmonton

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place

person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?

by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005