Earmuffs

When a girl takes her thick thighs and wraps them around a guys head and ears like earmuffs.

Damn dude last night my girlfriend let me use her thighs as earmuffs.

by Heishvdhh September 22, 2023

Earmuffs

When your face is plastered in between someone's buttcheeks and the cheeks wrap around your head, covering your ears

"Yeah Kimberly let me put on the earmuffs on last night. I couldn't even breathe!"

by ElProfe713 March 8, 2025

Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013