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enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank
by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016
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Enlighten

enlighten is to have sex,, fuck usually not good to say in a conversation if christian
by Not Toby May 16, 2019
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Enlightenment

The simple and subtle realization that there is no salvation, all religions are false constructs of control, and that we are all already in Hell.

Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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enlightening of peace

Corresponding to each entity to a consciousness of unity through respect and gratefulness. Where dark and light become And Good and bad fades away. Realization we're in it all together. Which brings us to serenity in chaotic matters. Peace.
Your not alone, this enlightening of peace is everywhere!
by commando titi whiti April 24, 2022
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Weeb Enlightenment

To break free of endless seasonal anime farming. By- Gigguk.
I finally watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes and gained Weeb Enlightenment- By Lost Pause
by The Hero King May 28, 2025
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Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)
Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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