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The Elixir of Life

When you mix a Berocca tablet with a hydrate tablet in water. The Two different kinds of dissolvable tablets generate a chemical reaction that will synthesise the Elixir of life before your eyes. The elixir’s healing properties grant whomever consumes it, eternal youth.

It is often used when “over the hill” adults in their mid to late twenties think they can drink like their once teenage selves. Most commonly ingested on a weekday in work environments to get the dusty through the day.
Gary: Hazza, I am battling, I need the Elixir of Life.

Hazza: You an me both mate, I’ll whip up an Elixir.

Gary: Far too many drinks over the weekend, mate. I am over the hill.
by H - Skak September 9, 2018
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Elixir of Life

When a woman goes into labor and her water breaks, it is vital that one must grab a cup and fill it with it. There is nothing else that is more pure and natural than drinking the elixir of life, and it tastes good too ;)
"I had 2 pregnant girls at my house and beat them till their water broke. Their elixir of life took up my 1 gallon milk container and gave me more of a thrill than wombing or munging." - Ben Haney...
by riptupac14 January 5, 2011
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erixi

A perfect erection for a perfect display of sex.
That was one hell of an Erixi!!!
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ellix

A very awesome person with great hair a ellix is a rare species indeed
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Elixian

Elixian is a awesome guy and and most of the time they are short. They can be very funny and very sweet but he also has a mean side to him. If i were you i would like to make friends with Elixian. He can be very smart but very dumb at the same time he likes his attention also. He is very athletic at sports but still losses but when he does he gets back up and keeps trying until he is the best.
Jonathan:who is that kid?
Keegan: you never heard of him he is so funny.
Jonathan: what is his name.
Keegan: Elixian
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urban elixir

Kinds of remedy that solve sicknesses caused by living in the city.
After long hours of office working, I need an urban elixir.
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Dark Elixir

An African's jizz.
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