Dyspraxia

also known as Clumsy Child Syndrome, Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD), Motor Learning Difficulty and Perceptuo-motor Dysfunction ― is generally recognized to be an impairment of the organization of movement. Associated with this may be problems of language, perception and thought.

I have Dyspraxia because I am a big clumsy child.

by Magnox March 11, 2004

Species Dysphoria

Similar to that of Gender Dysphoria however, this is more related to the overwhelming feeling that one may get when they don't even feel like they're supposed to be human. Like those of us that feel closer to certain animals and compare these hairless, heavy bones of humans inferior to said creature.

Girl 1: "I haven't told my bf yet about my species dysphoria."

Girl 2: "I hope he understands."

by SugaryRaine January 28, 2021

dysphesaurus

(dysphemism & thesaurus), a lexicon of offensive word substitutions for benign or neutral words, used for "spinning" formal narratives or statements in an exaggerated, negative &/or egregious manner; word translation used to make descriptions read worse than they actually are.

At Graffiti Command, the dysphesaurus is an essential reference in order to describe events for maximum effect.

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

Gender dysphoria

To feel uncomfortabke
With your own gender and wanting to switch to the opposite

Person: That person thinks their a Woman

Person B: huh I guess they have gender dysphoria

by Xucigfd tvyvubrr January 29, 2021

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

Dysphoria Hoodie

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender person, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

by Tazery July 30, 2023

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.

Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.

by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021