portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008

The Dutch Piston

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.

What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!

by Breakfast at Denny’s November 29, 2017

Do the dutch

To commit suicide; to kill oneself.

I lost my job, my wife left me, my girlfriend's pregnant, I'm ready to do the Dutch.

She had everything going for her. Looks, money, friends. No clear reason why she did the dutch.

by Sheldon Levine January 2, 2010

Dutch Ball

A person who gets bullied on Instagram and asks his friend out on a date, but ends up getting rejected. He still doesn't gives up, but keeps doing the same over and over again and gets even more humiliated. A perfect definition of being a loser.

"Stop being acting weird and being Dutch Ball, because people will bully you and hate you"
"I just lost my Fortnite match"-"HAHA you're a Dutch Ball"

by Lads & VOC October 24, 2019

Dutch Oven

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

by assgasket October 25, 2009

Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004