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ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.
What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.
by Cwips February 12, 2004
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drunksy

Term used to define a specific state of drunkenness. The point between tipsy and drunk. Passed tipsy, but not quite drunk yet.
Half an hour after my glasses of rum, I had 2 shots of Johnny Walker. I wasn't revealing my deepest secrets to the first person I saw, but I was still having a little trouble focusing on a specific point. I guess I was just drunksy.
by Mia and Karl April 19, 2008
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drunkstar

extreme intoxication followed by excessive random talking, far from steady walking, refusal to stop partying, while not turning into a sloppy sob fest
Go to bed, drunkstar!

I want to be a drunkstar when I grow up.
by 7c4evr May 7, 2010
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DuckShave

The unintended duckface made by men when shaving the beard under chin as they stretch out the skin for a closer shave.
"Dude that internet pic of the Mona Lisa with the duck face is exactly how I look sometimes when I'm shaving by beard... Its kinda like a duckshave...kinda creepy"

"Bro, what's creepy is that's how you look AFTER you shave your moustache & beard, don't do it"
by Richard A. L. July 6, 2014
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Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life
Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."
by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017
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You do not care, the situation does not bother you.
"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."
by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008
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Danksgiving

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.
"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."
by E-Dubs January 14, 2008
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