While receiving felatio, before you
orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing
said task, turn their head and
ejaculate in their ear.
Man 1: I
don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make
sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.