donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.
Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.
by I. Wagner November 28, 2006
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The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2
by falcon4 is a douche November 02, 2005
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A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.
Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.
by TacklingDummy October 17, 2007
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While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.
When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.
by freakybig January 23, 2004
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donkey punch

1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or doggy style, and the male (or female with a strap on dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.
I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
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DONKEY PUNCH

While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
by MADELINEB January 27, 2008
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Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.

1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.

2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER

1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.

2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
by TrueDefs November 26, 2004
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