Doofer

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005

Dilfer

A dime, in reference to Trent Dilfers weekly segment "Dilfer's Dimes" where he highlights the best passes of that week in football

Damn shes such a Dilfer

by Littlemack12 July 19, 2017

Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

doofer

A derivative of 'That'll do for it' - as in, just the gadget you need to complete a task.

Phonetically 'That'll doofer it' - shortened to 'doofer'.

It is commonly used today as a lazy substitute for the name of an item you can't remember. A wotsit, thingy, thingamajig etc.

"Could you hand me that doofer?"

"I need a doofer to mash potatoes easier"

by Dana-Michelle May 18, 2005

Dolger

Some one in High-school usually a senior or junior who has a car and will often drive under class-men and give them rides when needed. Despite that they are often very cool people, probably the coolest upper class-men you know and their and they don't mind giving out rides or chillin with younger kids.

"Freshman1" Mike is such a dolger, its not even funny.

"Freshman2" Yeah but hes mad chill and the only senior I like.

"Freshman1" Your right, where would we be without Mike?

"Freshman 2" Walking everywhere and taking the bus to the mall.

"Mike" Word.......

by Why am I so G0od?? June 3, 2009

dollerage

Noun ~ An amount of currency, usually in cash form.

"I don't have the dollerage for that CD"

by joe_seph January 18, 2005

Candy Dulfer

Possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. She isn't normal. Going to a Candy Dulfer concert would be like looking up John Coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear Blurred lines and Get lucky... for the rest of your life. Candy Dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like Will.I.Am's new music. She tastes like store brand creme cookies. Some say that Candy Dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. Don't listen to Candy Dulfer.

-Dude what are you listening to?
-Candy Dulfer, bro
-*throws up*

by yves595 September 15, 2013