dislasystem;

dislasystem; is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.

It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.

No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected....

In 2002 after a live performance in gladstone hotel Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.

People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.

Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly broken hard drives and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.

Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "dislasystem's "how to fist yourself in 12 easy steps"
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."

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Disambiguation

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diplamaldikat

On the edge of the shoelace where the aglet usually goes, a diplamaldikat will impersonate it, but it is actually a cockroach fart and not an aglet. It can be much more useful than the aglet.

Oh dear god, Jeremiathois, there's a Diplamaldikat on my show again!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

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