randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
Get the like a chicken with its dick cut offmug. by DickLover250 October 3, 2020
Get the chop off dick decembermug. This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis
by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017
Get the dick has fallen offmug. Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
Get the Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gaymug. The male genitals are buggin
by andi elefsen January 21, 2023
Get the Dick poppin offmug. The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
Get the Bite your dick off energymug. "Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 2, 2019
Get the DICK OFFmug.