Derpa Dew

A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.

Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.

Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".

Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?

Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

by thesteveonator May 11, 2011

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dew cake

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"

That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.

by FearOfBees January 23, 2022

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Dew Work

When accomplishing meaningless tasks throughout the normal work day requires consumption of copious amounts of the highly caffeinated beverage Mountain Dew.

It's time to Dew Work! I've got my big gulp filled to the brim with Mountain Dew!

by jBoMcDoogle June 04, 2013

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Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk October 01, 2018

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Arm Dew

The sweaty wet stains on clothing in the underarm area, usually the scent of a skunk.

1)"Hey Carl, can I borrow some deodorant? I have a bad case of arm dew."

2)"Hey Bertha, will you dance with me?"

"No way! I don't want your arm dew all over me!"

by Shellbot1 October 08, 2013

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