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Arts Degree

A university degree that offers students the ability to study a wide range of subjects, but ultimately learn nothing. The arts degree provides a broad college experience, but extremely bad job prospects.
Arts students will often try to disguise their choice of course by naming the individual subjects they're doing, e.g. 'Theology and Sociology', 'Anthropology, Quantitave Economics and Medieval German'.(Nice try, it's still arts!)
Having only 8-12 hours of college a week (including tutorials, practicals, study and any other work their course 'demands') leaves arts students with a lot of free time. This free time is usually taken up with protests, smoking weed, sleeping, attending concerts or styling their hair/applying fake tan.
Written on a toilet paper dispenser: 'Arts Degree: Please take one'.
by Captainfailure April 12, 2008
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Degree

A series of mundane tasks that if successfully completed, will award you a pointless piece of paper that will get you a job you were capable of doing 4 years ago. Courses are usually run by wanker academics who are fat and have no social skills who despite having no idea who you are, think they have the right to grade your intellect.
I got a degree so society thinks I have value.
by JCollier123 January 16, 2019
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Typing "iddqd" while playing Doom enables degreelessness.
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A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.
A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
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first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.
I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.
by LegendB1 April 10, 2016
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DG90 Degree

An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.
Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?

Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.
by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009
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90 Degree Tuck

When you get an erection at the wrong time and place, needing a quick escape. You tuck you penis into the top of your waistband at a 90 degree angle.
Person 1: Dude i had to go up to the board and write and then i got this massive boner

Person 2: Dude how'd you fix that shit?

Person 1: I 90 Degree Tucked that shit. Thank god for that quick getaway
by CCSemtex June 4, 2012
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