Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

desktoperv

1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.

2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)

1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!

Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!

GIRL: PERV!

2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!

by Sarukris January 13, 2011

Desktapo

(sounds like Gestapo, Desktop-o) Spyware/desktop management software used by companies to spy on employees.

Man my compiles are slow today. I suspect the Desktapo is doing its scan today.

by skookum42 January 27, 2010

Deskopheliac

A person who engages in sexual activities with desks/and or tables.

Nate is a deskopheliac.

by Chibi Uchiha August 23, 2016

desktip

a very messy desktop

"Sorry - i can't find anything in your desktip. Maybe you could organize your documents more and use FOLDERS?!"

by artmiks December 16, 2008

Deskophelia

The sexual attraction/fetish to have sex with desks/and or tables.

Guy: Dude, Nate's totally into deskophelia!

by Chibi Uchiha August 23, 2016

Deskophile

Someone who loves the aesthetic look a good desk.

Jim: "I walked past Chadmatthew's monitor this morning and he had three tabs open just looking at desks!"
Tod: "He must be a DESKOPHILE."

by Chadmattheeww July 30, 2018