n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
by 12312412 August 2, 2012

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.
woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week
by magister artium August 8, 2008

Man 1: hey bro, you ok? You’ve been acting different since you got back from the war?
Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu
Man 2: yeah I’m alright, fireworks just give me spicy deja vu
by Not your American average March 17, 2022

Earlier Event: You're going to school and see your friend fall off their bike.
Reverse Deja Vu: Your friend is going to school and sees you falling off your bike.
Reverse Deja Vu: Your friend is going to school and sees you falling off your bike.
by MollyTrancy March 18, 2011

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!
Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!
by Razitionary December 11, 2020

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

DEJA VU!
I’ve just been in this place before! Higher on the Street! And I know it’s my time to go! Calling you! And the search is a Mystery! Standing on my feet! It’s so hard when I try to be me! WOOOOOOAH! DEJA VU!
by Kid with an Oculus June 9, 2021
