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dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 6, 2021
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Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.
Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?
by Dezmadre August 3, 2022
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DehydratedWater

Tia and Tova likes DehydratedWater.
by Mr. Anonymous123 December 27, 2022
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Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
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Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"
"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"
by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025
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Dehydrated

This refers to a bitch who's salty and thirsty...
That bitch is dehydrated as fuck I need to get up off this other bitch's man
by NikeEliete June 24, 2025
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