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Dashboard Confessional

Ok.I've just spent about an hour reading all the definitions of Dashboard Confessional.It's amazing how shallow and ignorant people can be towards music.In my opinion, Dashboard Confessional have the most beautiful lyrics.Yes, they are soppy and some even cheesy but they are a breath of fresh air from bands that offend music and write pathetic lyrics about how their hearts are so broken and that they will never be able to forget about this certain person whom they fell in love with.It's pathetic.If you actually take the time to listen to Dashboard's lyrics you will realise they send out a positive message about how life goes on and that eventually, no matter how long it takes you will find your soul mate.Also this "stupid emo deppressing band" as they have been called play acoustic! Yes they are one of the very few bands who can actually sound amazing acoustic. In fact they sound a hell of alot better in their acoustic songs than in songs such as "Vindicated".Instead of calling Chris Carabarra a depressed,suicidal emo grow a backbone, listen to their lyrics and realise Chris Carabarra is a modern day poet whom likes to express his feelings and the album in which he wrote is about todays superfical societys where things that are "looked" down upon are on a pedestal and that everyone wants something for nothing.In this day in age it seems impossible to be able to express deep feelings in the form of poetry with out being called an "Emo".If you disagree with me why listen to their music? Why bother writing a definition for them? Why even take an intrest in them? Im sure things would be different if Dashboard Confessional were fronted by some blonde bimbo slut who's skirt is about the length of her intelligence.
"Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye." - Vindicated - Dashboard Confessional.
by Laurrren September 30, 2008
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Dashboard Nixon

A bobble head of Richard Nixon which is placed on your Dashboard.
Fred: Hey man, what's that on your Dashboard?
Adam: Oh hey, that's my Richard Nixon bobble head.
Fred: Well slap my ass and call me Hot Carl, you're right! Where can I get a Dashboard Nixon?
Adam: I dunno, look it up on Google.
by Nixon2012 May 26, 2009
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dashboard confessional

wow i'm really tired of ignorant people being total assholes about this band. do people insult you for the metal music you listen to all of the time? i certainly hope not. because insulting us about the music we find refuge in isnt any different.

to all of the people who think chris carrabba is a girl for his lyrics and he has "ovaries" or whatever you say, do you have ANY idea how small-minded you sound? its just like saying: women cant play sports or skateboard simply because playing sports is a guy thing to do. if a guy who plays guitar and talks about his feeling is such an OPPRESSIVE thing to do, well minaswell get rid of equality for minorities then. deny us of our rights and simply commence the debacle of the free world.

chris carrabba is exercising his right to free speech by composing his songs and venting his emotions. there is no law that says YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL OR DIE. if you dont like the band, dont trash them, just simply dont listen to their stuff.
At the Civic Tour:
"All of you guys screaming faggot and waving your fucking middle finger out in the crowd, come up on stage. I'm giving you the mic. It's an open forum.

-silence for a couple of minutes-

Come on up! I'm talking about what i feel, so why dont you talk about what you feel? Sure i like Thrice and The Get Ups Kids too. they're great bands. But that doesnt mean that i dont have something valid to say.

-still silence-

Well if i'm such a pussy for singing about what i feel... well then this pussy is going to sing some more songs."
by Cheryl Lynn July 12, 2004
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dashboard confessional

if you're going to liten to emo, listen to dashboard confessional
by Lydia May 29, 2004
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Doshmoosh

Verb; The action of smacking your significant other or person of interest on the face with your gentlemen parts leaving a mushroom shaped imprint on their face.
The wife was talking shit last night so I gave her a doshmoosh.

I'd like give her a doshmoosh.
by Juan-N-done October 13, 2017
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Dashonna

They are a living person and you take pride in ur work and always bring light to people worlds ur amazing in ur own way and u are the life of the party
That girl dashonna is mad cool
Dashonna is mad funny
by Dashinna April 10, 2020
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Dashon Tings

flirting with a girl in a straight forward manner and succeeding.
“Yo bro you see him pull that girl like thatyeah bro that was Dashon Tings haha”
by Anon173 June 10, 2022
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