Skip to main content

straight dark knight

when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.
Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?

Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.
by KingBRM January 3, 2010
mugGet the straight dark knight mug.

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection
As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.
by Rlaba December 8, 2013
mugGet the the dark knight rises mug.

The Dark Knight

Using the batwing to cover an unexpected person's eyes
I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I spread my testicles out to form the "batwing" and covered up my girlfriends eyes. BAM! "THE DARK KNIGHT"
by GotchaBatWingRightHere April 8, 2011
mugGet the The Dark Knight mug.

The Dark Knight

It was an OK movie released in 2008, but wouldn't have gotten as much hype if Heath Ledger were dead.

Sequel to "Batman Begins".
1 year ago: WTF is "The Dark Knight"

Now: "OMFG HEATH LEDGER WAS THE BEST JOKER EVAR AND LYKE THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVR MADE! HEATH IS A GOD AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS SOOOO HOT!"

Me: *Stabs self in the ear with a pencil*
by seemeglimmeringinyourpants2 December 19, 2008
mugGet the The Dark Knight mug.

The Dark Knight

When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"
by Generichero October 12, 2011
mugGet the The Dark Knight mug.

The Dark Knight

Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
by Alex is the best October 11, 2008
mugGet the The Dark Knight mug.

The Dark Knight

Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.

The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.

It will happen, just wait and see.
(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008
mugGet the The Dark Knight mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email