Dario Malosti

Dario Malosti is a all-sexual piece of divinity. People also call him Daddy Malosti. He/she/it/chad is attracted to fat-ass milfs which he/she/it/chad tracks down on the hub. He/she/it/chad has several girlfriends, even if they don't know about that. He/she/it/chad has like every chad a massive wiener which He/she/it/chad uses for making children with your mom. Thats why he has thousands of children

Daddy Malosti(Dario Malosti) in public: Hello my child, Hello my child, Hello my child, ...

by Julians stalker March 1, 2022

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Dario Nydius

a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles

Omg Dario Nydius is so cute

by 03092008 June 23, 2021

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Dario Time Zone

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.

Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!

Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...

by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018

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dario da silva

Dario is the biggest motherfucker on earth. He's cock is about 50inch big and hard like stone. He has about 70 bitches in one week.

She: who is this?
He: the king
She: you mean dario da silva

by Stalinranger1234567 January 2, 2017

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Dario

A guy who's a handsome young devil, but his breath reeks, it is absolutely disgusting. However he has a massive cock and he is 6'3. All the girls pretend that they don't like Dario but they know how sexy he is. Too bad that most Dario's are gay, so girls are out of luck.

Girl 1: Omg Dario is so sexy and his PP is so big it can barely fit.
Girl 2: His breath reeks so bad though, never tongue kiss him.
Guy-Friend: Both of y'all are out of luck, Dario is gay.

by Kingofcheese20202993 January 18, 2025

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