a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
by 03092008 June 23, 2021
Dario Malosti is a all-sexual piece of divinity. People also call him Daddy Malosti. He/she/it/chad is attracted to fat-ass milfs which he/she/it/chad tracks down on the hub. He/she/it/chad has several girlfriends, even if they don't know about that. He/she/it/chad has like every chad a massive wiener which He/she/it/chad uses for making children with your mom. Thats why he has thousands of children
by Julians stalker March 1, 2022
Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018
Dario is the biggest motherfucker on earth. He's cock is about 50inch big and hard like stone. He has about 70 bitches in one week.
by Stalinranger1234567 January 2, 2017
by Jerichozn September 26, 2018
Dario means a man who won’t take shit from niggas named Gordon or khasi, cordai or Kevin he sexy and very hard to replace. Also means he fw a pretty ass girl usually name starts with a T or any other letter. One more thing about this word don’t piss this person off cause he will do something if u do. One more thing fuck all those niggas who be playing on my top bich
Being defined is being named Dario
by Lahreck4k November 21, 2021