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dangle fest 

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"
in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense
dangle fest by tyler walllace June 13, 2007

Dangle Berries

Dry encrusted pieces of shit that are stuck on to your anal hair.
I sure hate plucking these dangle berries out of my ass.
Dangle Berries by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

dangle-twat 

When the labia hangs precariously below the vag opening as a result of either plentiful pounding or as a result of perpetual camel toe. This condition is especially visible when wearing pants that enhance an already pronounced camel toe.
Dr. Robic has a serious case of dangle-twat: it was clearly visible in those gray dress pants. She should tighten that vag up, buy bigger pants, or stop taking such wide cock.
dangle-twat by Racerback December 4, 2009

dangle sesh 

A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.

DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...
"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."

"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."

"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."
dangle sesh by Pdubb December 20, 2007

Dangle hopper 

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.
Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!
Dangle hopper by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dangle breath 

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath
"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"