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Damp blanket

Better than a wet blanket. Something most wet blankets want to be but can’t live up to
Cracker #1: yo did you see that damp blanket wanna be
Cracker #2: ya he’s such a wet blanket
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Taking Vyvanse and drinking AMP Energy Drink. The combination of D-Amphetamine and AMP.
I just took some damp amp and studied for 10 hours straight but now my hands won't stop shaking!

damp punch

During intercourse, a man inserts his fist into a women's vagina and when he pulls his fist out he punches the women in the head with that same fist.
Guy one:"DUDE DID YOU DO IT?"

Guy two: "Yeah man I damp punched her so hard!"
damp punch by DampPuncher69 February 1, 2014

damp lamp 

Slang term for the prescription stimulant Adderall, which comes from the name of the active ingredients d-amphetamine and l-amphetamine. Yet another example of what one thinks of when deprived of things like sleep for days on end.
I knew this guy that loved to eat damp lamps by the handful. Unfortunately, it was the only thing he ever ate because once it kicked in, his apetite was lost. On the bright side, his grades skyrocketed due to the greatly enhanced concentration he was able to achieve.

Damp-Ass Syndrome 

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.
I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.
Damp-Ass Syndrome by Cock Johnson December 12, 2007

damp sex 

Naked grinding. Not quite sex, but close.
Guess what me and your mum did?
Wut?
Damp sex.
damp sex by wut101001000 August 1, 2009