daffid

daffid means spunk between the toes

girl " daffid really turns me on"
guy " well ok then"
........ masterbates on her toes!

by spunkster July 1, 2005

Daffodoofus

Someone who is cute and pretty, such as a daffodil but also dorky as a doofus.

I was at the mall shopping with my girlfriend. She wasn't paying attention while walking. She tripped and fell down a few steps dropping all her bags . She's such a daffodoofus !!

by PlcklePete February 23, 2017

daffodelle

A badass.

Daffodelle? She's the best.

by idontknowwhattowriteeveryrthin June 8, 2021

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

daffy

Absolutely and completely nuts. Crazy. Mentally ruined or imbalanced. Coined by South Park in 2004,

Whoah, that dude has lost it, that fucker’s completely daffy man!

by schweinsberg April 14, 2005

Laffy Daffy

A phrase used to describe marijuana that makes you laugh uncontrollably for no reason.

Person A- Laughing uncontrollably.
Person B- Its that Laffy Daffy shit, son!

by Ripper34 December 20, 2008

Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008