Terrorist Dyslexia

When a Terror organization is mad at another country/faction/head of state ect... and decides to take it out on the U.S via a terrorist attack.

Come on Haidar lets go protest our new president, nahh i got a better idea lets go bomb the U.S that'l show our president we hate him for sure. Sounds to me like you got Terrorist dyslexia dude.

by Frank Costello April 20, 2013

erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

by pinkeye only November 20, 2010

numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.

"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Anti-Dyslexia

You write good nibba

Ayy nibba you Anti-Dyslexic
You actually have Anti-Dyslexia

by 72637338w4656871654578298654 January 10, 2019