erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

linguistic dyslexia

1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.

2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language

Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"

by veggiegirl14 September 14, 2010

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

by pinkeye only November 20, 2010

numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018