by FAST=HARD May 21, 2009

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
by Angry Pirate 🏴☠️ October 3, 2019

A person who is acting in a stupid manner. Usually used when your parents are around and you can't curse.
Gosh! Your such a doink!
by Fluffybeltran June 7, 2011

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.
Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.
Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.
Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.
When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008

unlike boinking someone, which consists of vaginal sex, doinking would be taking the less traveled road on a wimb. aka baby got back.
by djkak February 16, 2009

To do someone up the ass.
by Noodle Man March 19, 2007

I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.
by Dale Mahoney October 7, 2003
