Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

dial up the dick

When a person ramps up their aggressive behavior, turning into a total jerk.

Whenever we go out it is inevitable that Greg will dial up the dick!

by swell243 June 18, 2016

Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

by Shauna Leigh, Eimer and Siobha February 11, 2009

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

by Andy! January 2, 2007

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021