One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.
Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
by tmerc November 15, 2011

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023

Watching NBA Games Are So Annoying Whenever He's A Commentator
Who
Reggie Miller
Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
Who
Reggie Miller
Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022

by father troll July 5, 2024

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by Papa_D April 11, 2023

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024
