Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

dessert

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

dessert

If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.

"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"

by francaiseviolon May 11, 2009

dessert

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

by Swandizzle March 25, 2008