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Darnog

a man with large testicles and a great complection
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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Dargo

The guy in the “Star Wars, Battlefront 2: 801st Strike Corps” who loves Polar Regiment and is a certified cat poster.
me: i love polar regiment
you: dargo moment
me: shut the fuck up
by hyperrkylo July 19, 2023
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donnie darkoed

The act of being crushed by a falling jet engine.
Yo! What the fuck! My car totally got Donnie Darkoed! What's the number for the fucking F.A.A.? They're gonna get a piece of my mind!
by kwashia March 28, 2005
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Meechy Darko

Dimitri Simms, otherwise known as "Meechy Darko" is a member of the rap group known as "Flatbush ZOMBiES." The group is based out of Flatbush, which is in Brooklyn, New York. The group consists of fellow rappers Zombie Juice and Erick The Architect.

Meechy, Meech, Fleezus Christ, Count Racula, Darko, The Dark One, I Am Not The Father, and The Baby of Rosemary's Baby are all nicknames that this artist goes by. Some people view his lyrics as satanic, but a true fan knows that his lyrics have a deeper meaning pertaining to the corruption of the world. He dislikes his gold teeth, but continues to wear them due to the great success they have brought him. His favorite cuss word is Fuck, and is a lover of the clothing brand "Supreme." Meechy loves drugs, specifically Codeine, Psychedelic Mushrooms, Marijuana, and LSD.
"That guy is a drug addict and also raps, he is practically Meechy Darko."
by Real_matture June 23, 2016
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Daron Malakian

The most talented guitarist on the face of Earth.

Daron Vartan Malakian was born on July 18, 1975 in Hollywood, CA as an only child to Vartan and Zepur Malakian. Like all members of the greatest band in the world, System of a Down, he has Armenian ancestry.

His love for music started when he was 4 years old. His cousin played him a KISS record and, like most people in their right mind, he loved it. Daron originally wanted to be a drummer, but his parents bought him a guitar so that they could sleep at night. He started liking heavy metal bands like Cannibal Corpse when he was a teen, but at about 17 he was listening to The Beatles. Daron was also a fan of the LA Kings hockey team.

In 1993, something happened that would lead to the best thing ever. Daron met Serj Tankian. They shared the same rehearsal studio but they were in separate bands at the time. Daron played lead guitar for one band, and Serj played keyboard for the other. The beginning of System of a Down was then created. They had named this new band "Soil". Soon after, they accepted Shavo Odadjian as their bassist. Soil's name was changed to System of a Down after a poem Daron wrote named Victims of a Down. Andy Khachaturian was their drummer who was replaced by John Dolmayan.

Daron wrote half of the lyrics and most of the music for System of a Down's songs. Some songs could be about the Armenian Genocide (look it up... it's terrible), crazy random stuff, and anything in between. System's debut album was released in 1998, Toxicity in 2001, Steal this Album in 2002, and Mesmerize and Hypnotize in 2005.

System was a successful and unique metal band for about 13 years. They disbanded in 2006 to do "side projects". Serj went solo and Daron and John formed a band called Scars on Broadway. Neither Scars or Serj will ever be as great as System because of the perfect harmony that Daron and Serj's voices made together. *sigh*... Oh well.

Daron Malakian lives in Glendale, Cali now and he collects candles, skulls, instruments, Persian rugs, and Middle Eastern smoking devices. He hates the Nu Metal label more than anything. He often plays his Ibanez Iceman which has custom graphics by his father.
Daron Malakian can play better than anyone... And he was very sexy in 2001-2002.
by SOAD-4-life June 29, 2009
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Darkorbit

An MMORPG with extremely addicting characteristics, often leading to One dropping out of highschool with sole regard for the game.
"Hey did you do your Physics homework?"

"No I was playing Darkorbit"
by Craseder October 13, 2011
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Dario

Darios are playful creatures, they likes teasing other people.
They seem peaceful on the surface but you never know the turmoil going on beneath it. Sometimes is happiness, sometimes is anger, most of the times it just ends up with them being tremendously sexy.
Darios are like rocks, you can rely on them to resist any challenge. Cherish your Dario, they are not easy to replace!
I can't believe I am with a Dario right now, it's simply overwhelming; too much Latino-ess in just one person
by eco_terror February 7, 2010
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