Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

too damn bad

what you tell someone when they're being whiny and annoying.

"can i have some ice cream?"
"no."
"pleeeeeasssseeeeee???"
"no."
"but i really want some ice cream!!!"
"that's just too damn bad."

by t-t-t-tally March 16, 2008

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004

damn, baby!

What someone says to a woman who is looking smoking hot.

"Damn, baby! You look fine in that thong."

by Damn Baby NYC September 30, 2011

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Doin' the damn thang

Used to emphasize that noone compares to you. Noone is seeing you. Noone is on your level etc..

Damn son, I saw you rush for 4 touchdowns on ESPN against UCLA, you was doin' the damn thang.

Look at mami over there in the midrift and spandex shorts, looking like she jumped off a magazine cover; she doin' the damn thang, that's why all them fat girls hatin on her.

by Nomad from Da Underworld October 16, 2009

Damn strait

When "You know it" or "Hell yeah" isn't enough.

Guy 1: Aren't you that crazy guy who jumped off the bridge?
Guy 2: Damn strait.
Guy 1: Nice...

by Blackpig January 14, 2010