Curtis 

to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.

micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne

Curtis by Fridge Waffle January 14, 2009

Curtis 

the police

1. Curtis rolling hard today
2. slow down son, curtis curtis

Curtis by tbills123 May 3, 2010

curtis 

1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.

1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.

curtis by jennah cobb April 28, 2008

curtis 

a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire

an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail

curtis by fruckfucknut February 12, 2010

curtis 

Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.

"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."

"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."

"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."

curtis by Da Boss 4444221 August 23, 2011

Curtis 

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

Curtis by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 13, 2009

CURTIS 

One who is always tired , falls asleep while walking , seated , or on his phone ..

Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast

CURTIS by Large___marge September 2, 2017