When a person doesn’t want to go to the toilet so they shit in another’s asshole. That person then goes to the toilet and does the shit for the original person.
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Get the Dirty Carley mug.When you drink so much alcohol that you lose all motor functions. Frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is made.
Dude! What the fuck happened to Nick last night?! how the fuck did he end up in Jail!?
Dawg, he was Carleydrunk
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Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin last night!
I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk
Dawg, he was Carleydrunk
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Dawg, you fucked your whale of a cousin last night!
I know dude!, I was Carleydrunk
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by Eva4789 January 4, 2006
Get the curly gurlie mug.Curly haired girls are crazy and wild (just like their hair). They live on on the edge and aren't afraid to take chances. They are much more fun than their straight-haired counterparts. Don't put up your hair or straighten it. Let is run free and full of life!
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Hair that's not straight.It's much more interesting than simple straight and boring.It can be long or short but ALWAYS fabulous.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
CurlBomb: "Whys that girl never happy with her curly hair and always shelling major moolah on irons , chemical treaments and all that anti-curl shit?"
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
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