I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.

“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”

by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021

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Cumquat

A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day

Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple

by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019

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CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

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Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!

by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023

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