To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.
Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
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Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
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My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly
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Get the tea & crumpets mug.When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
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