Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

crusty harnish

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.

Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016

crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel

by Stoaffer December 23, 2017

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Dusty crusty Reece

The emphasis for a person who is so stupid brain dead and ignorant all at the same time. If someone calls you this, then you are a disgrace to the country

My friend is such a dusty crusty Reece. She doesn't even know the concept of two plus two.

by Thefanofvillians June 23, 2016

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

crusty bob

during a football game, the act of taking a chunk of mud, prefferably wet nasty funky mud, and throwing it into an opponents pants, ideally in the asscrack vicinity. Originiated in Viriginia Beach, but made famous in the movie "Leatherheads"

Tyler gave Chase one helluva crusty bob during the game last friday...

by King o' crusty bobbin... May 4, 2008