crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!
"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"
by Kristy January 17, 2004
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I have a crotch rocket from looking at my sister
by des, AKA the jazz man January 06, 2007
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noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis

noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.

1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"

2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 05, 2003
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Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
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Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
by jereh jamis October 10, 2003
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makes up for the size of their crotch
by buicks dont suck July 10, 2003
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A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.
That boy is a crotch rocket!
by Michael May 04, 2004
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