Cristian

A short little alien that loves girls with a penis and is always willing to do it with relatives

Cristian fucked his la teacher

by Hsjaixnsjd May 30, 2018

Cristian

Cristian is a fat Mexican kid that likes to show off his things but he doesn’t know that he is a fat bitch that got no friends and gets mad at everything even if you play around with him the only way to get him mad is to make fun of his mom

Cristian is a fat Mexican kid that likes to show off his things but he doesn’t know that he is a fat bitch that got no friends and gets mad at everything even if you play around with him the only way to get him mad is to make fun of his mom

by Haircut321 January 14, 2019

CRISTIAN

cooliest guy on earth people are jelous.
he can be really funny and fun to be with.
loves to play sports especially baseball.
can be a big pain but thats okay because
he will always make you smile. he is a good
kisser too and loves to flirt alot.but is very
honest to whom he is with.

"hey look its that cristian dude!!"
"i herd he's a charm"

by lady loka June 24, 2008

cristian

Mexican, not to b confused with a christian

it looks like a cristian

by Bestmaneva April 20, 2018

Cristiane

A girl who is just plain adorable and has a one of the best personaility anyone can ever had. She is a very amazing singer and has 5 inspirations that make her emotions go crazy. She is a good sister to her two little brothers. She is perfect. Did i mention Beatiful
BEWARE: she has a trick that can make you miss her no matter how long you have not talked to her

Cristiane i miss her so much she is perfect

by PotatoeMasterX7 July 20, 2012

cristian

A common mexican name. Is a person that is very cool, funny a great friend. He will always put a smile on your face. He likes to play sports and is ready for anything. He is well know for having a very large d**k and very good in sex. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He is also a hustler, sexy and has ideas that can make a lot of money. Other then that a great person

" Hey that guy is very cool. His being a cristian"
Hey cristian!!! lets go see some strippers"
Linda: Wow last night i was with cristian and he was a animal"
Girl: "Hey cristian, you sexy man are you going to bring your special friend tonight"
"That guy is such a cristian"

by cris23/\ March 19, 2010

cristian

a dude that is blesses with a lovely and sweet family and is always surrounded by great pals and awesome friends. He will never be left alone in this crazy world. ironically, he always insist on being strong and independent. a strong dude that has a great world of his own.

a: who is that ?
b: that is cristian
a: shit i just jizz in my pants

by longforattention April 11, 2010