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Creighton

A self-righteous douchebag who's only in it for the pot. Traditionally brags about playing guitar but thinks "telecaster" is a brand of condom
Person 1: Did you see creighton out there?

Person2: Yeah he's such a self-righteous douche bag

Person 3: He can't even play guitar!
by JunkHunk May 21, 2017
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croight

v.-The vaginal explosion of a horse resulting in a release of substance; the "queef" of a horse; a fart that shoots from a horse's reproductive organ with a solid following.
Chocolate Thunder cannot birth her babies after croighting--the juice is gone!
by Masacarado May 29, 2009
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Clighter

A lighter that clicks, preferably an Ed Hardy one, making it either easier or harder to light a bong.
Can you please pass me the clighter? This bic is getting too hot.
by Mary Wahna October 21, 2010
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Clighten

A clown with a 2 inch penis that thinks he's the shit.
Yo if you ever try to run up on me or Julia i'll Clighten on yo ass
by Bunn_i July 2, 2017
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creighton lessenberry

Creighton Lessenberry's usually someone who fits into most all groups in school. Creighton has good manors towards adults and a great since of humor. Puberty hit him like a truck in middle school and girls tend to fall for him whenever they make eye contact.
That Creighton Lessenberry sure is one funny guy.
by Clessenberry May 18, 2017
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Crighton

A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.

Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.

Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.

Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.

The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.

Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
by Keep believin' June 17, 2011
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studious coights

Two civil engineers who think they’re funny.
Did you see the new Studious Coights today?”
Of course I did, can’t ignore a stale iced coffee meme.”
by Civvysmattertoo March 20, 2018
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