Bald Spot Creep

A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.

Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.

by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008

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Creeper Complex

A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex".

Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.

Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?

Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)

by CaptainNero July 13, 2009

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Creep

A man or woman who breaks social rules in an odd or obsessive way. Usually undesirable, clearly obsessed and somewhat pathetic.

"this creep keeps staring at me, and he drove past my house last night"

by Lalacupcakelala October 12, 2011

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Creep Mode

When an etling drinks heavily and begins to creep on chicks. The eyes of "the creeper" get larger and remain open for a long period of time as they scan the area for potential prey(young women). The creeper may not know he is being watched, but even if they are they will continue on the hunt. You might see the creep stroking drunk girls hair, rubbing their faces, or staring aggressively at them from across the room or around a corner. Creep mode is usually initiated after the consumption of more than 5 beers in a short amount of time. The only way to deactivate the creep mode is to return the creeper back to its home or to remove him from the presence of drunk females. Creep mode is not contagious, but can often be seen in subjects at local parties.

Hey, look at Rob rubbin that bitches leg.
Wait... is she sleepin?
Yea, he's in creep mode again.

by Calvin Bundy January 18, 2008

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