by aristo July 5, 2009
Get the punch a crankymug. 
by cit October 29, 2006
Get the Cranky Grandpamug. A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.
They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.
by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018
Get the cranky pankymug. A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.
by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007
Get the yankee cranky shopmug. When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.
"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"
"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."
"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."
by shoorock October 3, 2011
Get the Cranky non highmug. a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.
by daveydogood April 4, 2009
Get the no cookies for old crankiesmug.