by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 21, 2005
Get the Crack-Headsmug. i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps
by e_mcspirit December 23, 2008
Get the crack head soupmug. by stelli January 4, 2007
Get the head crackmug. quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
Get the cracked my head openmug. To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
by coopernapkin April 17, 2010
Get the Cracking my head offmug. A person who abandons their kids would let there kid starve and used there last 20 dollars for crack. Symptoms : broke ass mentality, bad hygiene, mouth smells like shit. Takes people from there families so there not the only one being a loser.
by Mikeysbabymomma June 16, 2022
Get the Crack headmug. When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
Get the crack head marriagemug.