by Zo, Joose, and Jeff November 20, 2005
i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps
by e_mcspirit December 22, 2008
by stelli January 02, 2007
quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
by coopernapkin April 16, 2010
giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid
John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
by cock-a-sauraus October 21, 2007
These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.
by Charboy June 22, 2020