Counterceptive

the act of punching a pregnant girl in the stomach to terminate the pregnancy; commonly confused with contraceptive or birth control

Dude, I was afraid i would have to use a counterceptive on my girl when she told me she was pregnant.

by B-ton March 1, 2010

counterfeiter

A craftsman who specializes in sizing and installing kitchen cabinets. Unfortunately, they charge outlandishly.

Wow, those counterfeiters make a lot of money!

by concentrated oj February 20, 2008

Counterfinntrolling

Counterfinntrolling is the act of trolling somebody who you believe to be Finntrolling, usually before they realise you have caught them Finntrolling. This makes the original finntroller seem stupid, or silly.

Hey mike, I just read James's status on Facebook, he quotes the lyrics of the song Trollhammaren, by Finntroll (implying that he is listening to it) and then proceeds to say he was Trolling on kellys pics. Should I start counterfinntrolling him?

by teh fintrolls December 19, 2010

counterditherstep

The movement of two people walking towards one another, usually on an urban sidewalk, trying to avoid contact
without success.

Bob saw Paul walking towards him. As Bob kept walking,
and Tom kept walking, they each counterditherstepped.

by Steve Hoglund June 16, 2007

conterfeit latte

a latte that italians made by pissing in a chamber pot and mixing mith the the vomit of inocent little girls

see spork
see spelunker

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

counterfeitpersonofinterest

a counterfeitpersonofinterest is a person who is in interest of people interested in other counterfeitpersonsofinterest.

Hi there Im a counterfeitpersonofinterest , are you?

by GabbeBro February 5, 2018

counterfitting

What a home-improvement carpenter needs to be good at when installing sinks and built-in cabinets.

In da 1987 comedy film, "Overboard", da unrefined-but-honest carpenter does an excellent "counterfitting" job for da dignified-but-snobbish "spoiled rich kid" heiress, only to have her refuse to pay him da cash dat he's earned from da job; he hasta resort to showing her fake wedding-photos and other "counterfeit" tactics to get her to reimburse him for his hard work.

by QuacksO February 22, 2021