Couch 

lie down.

Two critters couched next to each other in the thick grass.

Couch by Arminkshipper June 11, 2024

Couch 

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

Couch by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Couch

An enduring or pleasureable defanition where the word is used when expressing how great somthing was or is. The couch is the hallmark of all hang out sesh with your friends. The relaxing place after work or school. The peace of playing a video game.

Suitable substitutes for words like; awsome, pissy, dope, good, delicious, fun, clutch

Delicious: Bro that sandwich was couch.

Awsome, Pissy, Dope: That was couch...That shit was couch bro...

Good, Fun, Clutch: Man this day was couch...This was a really couch day...The day could have been more couch...

Couch by Khailen October 25, 2025

couch killer 

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

couch killer by zihb November 7, 2015

Couch Cunt 

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

Couch Book 

A book that is considered so inappropriate or unacceptable to someone's parents, that when reading on the couch you shift away so no one can read over your shoulder

My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.

Couch Book by YuKi January 16, 2016

Couch Binging 

When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!

AKR is classic couch binging friend of mine!!

Couch Binging by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018