couch

a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch

by Cptn Mexico January 22, 2005

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008

couch

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

Look at that dude riding his couch thinken he's bad.

by lilyredd April 3, 2006

couch

Vagina

Stop picking at my couch!

by jessi. October 15, 2003

Couche

a suave or fancy way of saying "couch"
another way to spell coochie.

Hey baby, come lay on this couche and let me get in that coucheee.

by kattteeebate June 2, 2010